i was hanging couch side with my surrogate boyfriend. we realized that we were coming up on 3 years of him being my not-boyfriend and void-filler. *note: this is a completely non-sexual relationship
"shit. man, you've seen me through like 28 loves-of my-life."
"sure have sweetie. so, how's about you just go ahead and call it a day and give up."
"whatever. easy for you to say now- now that you have a real girlfriend."
"ha. yeah. it is pretty easy to say now."
motherf*er.