scene 1 & only
the character of "she" to be played by a young woman who already knows the answers to her questions; she is a girl of a very high echelon of both looks and brains.
the character of "he" to be played by a young man of inconsistence; he has mastered the art of arrogance as well as self-deprecation.
she: do you even like me?
he: liking you is unconducive to my lifestyle.
wait. why? are you breaking up with me?
the end.
